Staines FC’s Answer To Sarah Palin?

Football clubs should, generally, stick to football. Staines Town FC decided to try out rifle-shooting, and as a consequence has managed to ruffle a lot of feathers. Apparently, the cleaner at the ground had been having huge problems keeping the stands spick and span. The mess wasn't caused by football fans leaving their rubbish behind (or indeed the broken dreams discarded by the team - the 'Staines Massive' are still a bit of a trek from the English Premier League) but by pigeons incessant